Pastor: If you are fellowshipping with us for
the first time in this church, “The New life
Church”, You are so special to us. The whole
church will like to know your name.
New comer: I’m Dele Ogbeche. (church…shouts
and cheers).
Pastor: Halleluyah!
Church: Amen.
Pastor: Mr. Dele Ogbeche, do you have any
prayer request you want the fellowshipping to
pray for you?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me
pray that God should promote my business in
this church more than how He promoted it in
my former church.
Church:AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN
Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the
whole of your strength to pray this prayer for
him that “Oh Lord, promote this Mr. Ogbeche’s
business in this church” (speaks in tongues …
masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the Lord,
Listen, that your business shall sell in this
church more than where you are coming from
in thousand/million folds.
Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNN
Pastor: Mr. Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left
your former church because the business was
not selling very well abi?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually it was selling at
first because the pastor had like 7 children and
the children started dying one by one and they
were buying the casket they use to bury them
from me. Likewise, the church members
started dying small small so my business was
growing because they were all buying the
casket from me. By the grace of God sir, I
make casket.
Pastor: Mr. Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni?
Ori e buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you
will pray, oh Lord destroy Mr. Ogbeche’s life
permanently if he refused to leave this church
immediately…
Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS
NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the
church)
OLORI BURUKU…. happy new month
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