[JOKE]:See some Silly question mostly common in NigeriaQue:Someone calls you at 2am in the night and ask ? “are you sleeping?”
Ans :no,I’m picking beans.
Que:When its raining and someone notices you going out yet they ask; are you going out in this rain??
Ans: no justing watching hw it dropping
Que: They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; did you just have a bath?
Ans: no, i fell into the toilet bowl
Que: You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office,yet they ask; going up??
Ans: no, I’m waiting for my office to come down to me!
Que: Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still ask him; are those flowers?
Ans: no baby, they’re carrots!
Que: You’re in the toilet and you locked the door,someone knocks on the door asking; is anyone there?
Ans: No! na shit lock the door…mtscheew!!
Que:You’re in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and asks; what are you doing here?
Ans: I’m here to pay my
school fees!…
Que: When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; are you sleeping??
Ans: No! I’m practicing to die… .
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